I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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