I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Sober January is a disaster.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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