her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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