maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I believe in your delicious
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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