I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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