We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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