Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
My dick has a subreddit
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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