So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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