love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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