so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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