Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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