so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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