So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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