i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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