Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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