In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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