Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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