i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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