I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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