OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come see our sink grown plant.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize