It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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