my vag is so smooth its legendary
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is wine microwaveable?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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