It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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