i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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