With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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