So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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