I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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