there was a trapeze. enough said
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
