if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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