You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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