two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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