Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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