YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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