Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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