This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
