drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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