I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I have fence marks all over my body
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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