Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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