do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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