This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I intend to get homeless drunk
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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