i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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