i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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