It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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