I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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