Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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