There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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