I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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