Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i already hear my dad disowning me
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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