We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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