Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I lost the right to judge tonight
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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