Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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