You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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