i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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