I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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