The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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