she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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